1.  
   1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
   2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
   3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
   4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
   5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
   6. Shopping is not a sport.
   7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
   8. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
   9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
   10. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
   11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
   12. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
   13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
   14. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
   15. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
   16. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
   17. Check your oil (on your face). Please.
   18. Anyone can buy condoms.

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Ah, ganon. Snob. Eh sino bang hindi mabbwisit sa ganyan? Nakakajirits. Hindi mo maintindihan kung nagtatampo ba sayo o hindi eh sa pagkakaalam mo naman, wala kang ginagawang ikagagalit o ikatatampo niya. Urgh.

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